Sometimes you take a bong hit so strong it feels like the whole universe glitches. And today? Yeah… today I took that hit. The kind of hit that makes your soul take a screenshot before it leaves your body.
The second I cleared the chamber, the walls rumbled, my table shook, and for a split second, I genuinely thought I accidentally triggered some kind of global alert. My phone lit up at the same time with a news notification and I was like:
“Bro… did my bong hit just set off a tsunami warning???”
🌊 The Ripple Effect of a Legendary Bong Hit
You know it’s serious when the smoke leaves the bowl before you do. I swear the ripples in my water chamber looked like a mini ocean wave. For a moment, I wasn’t even coughing — I was riding the high like a surfer catching a clean left break.
The bong water bubbled so aggressively it looked like it was trying to escape the glass. I’ve never seen physics panic before.
🌪️ My Whole House Turned Into a Natural Disaster Simulator
The hit was so powerful that:
- My chair slid back on its own
- My cat dipped like he heard a tornado siren
- The lights flickered like a found-footage movie
- And my brain said, “We’re going DOWN, captain.”
I started googling “side effects of monster bong hits,” and Google said:
“Are you okay?”
📱 The Notification That Sent Me Over the Edge
Right as I exhaled, I got a real news alert on my phone. But I didn’t read the full headline — I just saw the word “warning” and panicked like I caused it.
Turns out it had NOTHING to do with me.
It was just the universe timing things too perfectly.
Meanwhile, I’m sitting there like:
“Bro… no way my lungs did THAT.”